Awwww? You had me at the 'heavy stuff'... lost me at the 'corn syrup'... then excited at the 'Pour warm over...' *sighs and thinks of guilty pleasures as she dips her finger into her warm chocolate syrup and starts to finger paint a picture on 'whatever would benefit from a hot, sweet...* There are many things that I do not do, mumble being one of them, *smiles* More like rambling acutally. as to murmuring? Oh yes, I do murmur as I also purr, and gasp, and moan and... Oh look! strawberries!!
"I do not howl." you also do not "mumble." A fascinating content analysis of thousands of works of fiction show that only men "mumble," while women "murmur."
I go for the heavy stuff: equal amounts of heavy cream and shredded bittersweet chocolate. Heat the cream (with a bit of corn syrup, butter and salt) just to a boil. Take it off the heat. Add the chocolate bit by bit, whipping with a whisk as you go. Pour warm over ... well, whatever would benefit from a hot, sweet ...
*Perks up* Home made fudge sauce? You are very right Sir, high fructose corn syrup and corn syrup are both very bad ingredients. Perhaps you may have a recipe to share for this home made hot fudge sauce.
"chocolate syrup"? Umm ... ingredients one, two and three are high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup and water. A homemade hot fudge sauce, on the other hand, is worth contemplating.