I just think this is funny. Somebody stole a Miller Beer Truck in Wisconsin and managed to get away with about $26,000 worth of beer. The authorities found the truck a few days later, but not the beer.
This is what they got away with:
384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
560 eight-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
980 eight-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles
Hell of a party these folks must be throwing.