I have too many words. They tend to swirl around me like pedantic pedestrians. Sometimes they escape and I try desperately to cram them in again, to stuff them back into my mouth but they always seem to just tumble out regardless of what I intend. Peppered prose, hyperbolic hemorrhaging and lurid ideas tend to soak my brain continuously.

Aside from my maudlin tendency towards alliteration, I'd like to try to work out some of the kinks- I have some sentence structure issues and I also have no idea how to use semi colons. May I please join?