hey folks

so here's the story, i went swimming today since the first time my ex mistress had me peicre my nipples, it was in a lake...

now the funny bit and the question,
so wheil i was swimming i felt somthing weird, sort of a thud on my chest and a sucking, so i look down and there's a fish trying to eat my nipple ring!!!! lol!

anyone else had this problem? who's caught the biggest fish? mine was about 4 inches long lol

hope some other folks get a giggle out of this, and some fishermen get some good ideas,

-lejon