Here's a good idea ... Let's put an inanimate book on "trial". Although it can't defend itself, we can appoint someone to put up a really determined defence on its behalf - or we can put up some stooges to do the opposite.

If the verdict is innocent, then, of course, the book will be allowed to go free. But if it is guilty then it shall suffer the ultimate penalty ... it will be eliminated by fire.

Now this isn't intended to be an incitement to violence in any shape or form, indeed, as devout Christians, we abhor violence, it's just a genuine attempt to find the truth and to glorify God.

So, which book shall we try for its life? Mein Kampf? Le Grimoire du Pape Honorius? Ad abolendam? Bhagavad Gita?

No, none of those. Far more evil to a righteous Christian is the Koran, so let it be that.

(Actually, we don't know it is far more evil than any of the other books: that's for the fair trial we have organised to determine.)

And when we find it guilty, and burn it ... I mean if it is found guilty after a fair trial (with no right of appeal) ... and if it is sentenced to be burned, then we expect all Moslems to accept the verdict calmly and philosophically, as the just and rational decision it would be, and to realise that God's truth can only be found in Christian texts.

And if innocent non-Americans die as a result of our action, who gives a fuck? It won't be our fault.