Over the past week my dildo and ass have gotten very well acquainted. My bowel movements have become much more 'normal' and regular in this time - I've gone from pooping sometimes only once every few days and having trouble with it, to pooping 1-3x a day and comfortably so.
Is there a connection here, or is it just coincidence? I know this is a weird question but I wouldn't bring it up anywhere else.