Walking on Water.

Was it all the mention of tools, H Dean? What was that bollocks you were claiming about masculine structures reflecting the cool logic of male minds? A guy obviously only drills a hole in a wall in order to (symbolically) stick his pecker into it. Or perhaps not so symbolically. One thinks of apple pie. My God, if women were to boast about their pussies as men do their cocks, the ironing would never get done.
Luckily I have the tightest pussy for twenty blocks around and consequently have no need to advertise my rampant insecurities in a blog. I can stroke my own pussy.

Originally Posted by Pearlgem

Was it all the mention of tools, H Dean? What was that bollocks you were claiming about masculine structures reflecting the cool logic of male minds?

I was reflecting the silliness of the male mind. I realize that, as a woman, you don't appreciate silliness, so I will excuse you not getting the humor.

A guy obviously only drills a hole in a wall in order to (symbolically) stick his pecker into it. Or perhaps not so symbolically. One thinks of apple pie.

My cock makes you hungry for desert, eh?

My God, if women were to boast about their pussies as men do their cocks, the ironing would never get done.

At least you know your place.

Luckily I have the tightest pussy for twenty blocks around and consequently have no need to advertise my rampant insecurities in a blog.

You live in the red light district, do ya?

I can stroke my own pussy.

The odor keeping others away?

Dear, dear, H Dean. You manage to be a gang of silly boys all by yourself. Now put it down and go fix a welcoming supper for Orangeblossoms, the one who has to put up with you. You do realise how fortunate you are she's a saint!

Originally Posted by Pearlgem

Dear, dear, H Dean. You manage to be a gang of silly boys all by yourself.

I am good, ain't I?

Now put it down and go fix a welcoming supper for Orangeblossoms, the one who has to put up with you.

I don't wanna!

You do realise how fortunate you are she's a saint!

She's pretty terrific, but she ain't a saint!

'Bout time you responded!