Walking on Water.

I hate blogs

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, 01-13-2009 at 03:30 PM (2569 Views)

I hate blogs. That isn't exactly true. It's the lame assed completely fucked up blogs I hate that do not allow the reader to comment.

Recently, I perused a couple blogs with entries touting the skills of the author as a writer. Of course, the blogs were error laden and poorly phrased. It was then that I carefully composed an appropriate comment to the blog's author (in my head) only to be thwarted by the lack of a "comment" button, leaving me disappointed, depressed and impotent.

My immediate response was anger, followed by a silent threat never to visit those blogs ever again. Still, I returned to those blogs, hoping for the appearance of a "comment" button so that I might properly thrash, with much fury and poetic verbiage, the blog writers who so angered me.

There is still no "comment" button on those blogs. Still...I lurk in the shadows. I am as patient as you are bad writers...

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Pearlgem - 01-13-2009 03:53 PM
We can't have you impotent, H Dean. I detect some masochistic tendencies here. Have you ever considered bottom-thrashing as stress relief?
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shayna{L_D} - 01-14-2009 08:06 AM
this makes me want to write a blog, with a comment button. I can only imagine the ways youd rip my blog apart.

*counts the ways*
H Dean - 01-14-2009 10:30 AM
Pearlgem, I thrash all the time. I'm a thrasher (bad pun alert) shark.
H Dean - 01-14-2009 10:30 AM
Shayna, you can't count that high.
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shayna{L_D} - 01-14-2009 01:12 PM
lol! Yes i can see *counts to five on her hand* im sure thats the only amount youd find wrong. :P
H Dean - 01-14-2009 03:34 PM
I am impressed you made it to five. I figured you would lose track and have to start over several times before becoming frustrated and giving up.
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shayna{L_D} - 01-15-2009 07:28 AM
oh yee of little faith. :P
H Dean - 01-19-2009 10:35 AM
Who has time for faith?
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shayna{L_D} - 01-20-2009 12:58 PM
people that have comment buttons :P
H Dean - 01-21-2009 10:52 AM
Stupid comment button!
Pearlgem - 01-21-2009 12:26 PM
H Dean, you seem to be leaving random comments about your own blog. Are you getting enough sleep? Are you responding to voices only you can hear? If you would like someone real to talk to...
H Dean - 01-22-2009 10:13 AM
Random? How can a response to a comment be random? Random requires that chance be involved. THere is no chance involved. If someone leaves a comment I will respond to it. Like me responding to you is not random, though it was random chance that I visited the Library this morning - it was even an accident. Accidents are random. But it is no accident that I respond to those who comment on my blog. I will ask you to kindly not make random comments about the non-random comments I make to those leaving me random coments.

As for the voices only I can hear; Leave them out of it. What did they ever do to you? Nothing. That's right. If I want to listen to them I will. They have been nothing but good to me and only caused a few deaths that no one knows about.

Now, begone foul creature from the netherworld!
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shayna{L_D} - 01-22-2009 12:13 PM
wheres that comment button *clicks!*
H Dean - 01-22-2009 03:23 PM
Crap!