Walking on Water.

Women are notorious for geting manicures and pedicures and going through all sorts of rigamoroll to make their feet look good. They will paint their nails, get the collouses shaved off, get them pummiced and spend dollar after dollar to ensure they have pretty feet. Then they buy shoes.

The shoes they purchase are rarely comfortable. They are frequently too small or lack arch support. Most often they are painful to wear, pinching their toes, causing blisters and creating callouses that build until walking barefoot is painful. Even sport shoes they buy rarely fit, are purchased more for asthetics than purpose and are never comfortable.

By 40 most women have toes that point into each other, causing the nail to rub against other toes, while building newer callouses where no callous should ever be.

By 50, their feet have turned into something more akin to volcanic rock and by 60 their feet are overgrown with callouses and misgrown toe nails that their feet resemble those of a mountain goat.

All their life, women are told by their men to stop wearing those shoes. Don't buy them. We ask why you insist on buying them and you tell us it's so you can look good. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. We appreciate that you want to make yourself look pretty for us. Do us a favor, though. If you are going to buy this shit against what we tell you...quit your fucking complaining.